An Open Letter to the Man who Designed Stainless Steel Toilets

This is so NOT a love letter

Dear Sir,

Is it presumptuous of me to address you as Sir? I think not. Women can be catty, possibly lean towards the B-word. We’re competitive and known to be lethal if jealous. Yet, with confidence I profess, no woman would torture the sisterhood with a stainless steel toilet seat.

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