On my scale you are quite normal which probably means you are certifiably insane.

…s, knowing I was rubbing and wiping with my flesh in contact with the filthy john the morning after Uncle “Sensitive Stomach’” made the toilet his sacred throne after an evening sampling my wife’s spicy Buffalo chicken wings, the wings she ordered directly from Buffalo, NY, shipped USPS to save on shipping.
Being In the Present Moment Is Not All It Is Cracked up To Be
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Douglas Lim
Deb Palmer
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Jan 24, 2024
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On my scale you are quite normal which probably means you are certifiably insane. I enjoyed this hilarious adventure, Doug. Great entertainment.
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Written by Deb Palmer
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